A PROPER COSTUME

 

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. THE FLORIDA CHOSEN ONE IS STUCK IN THE LAND OF THE ICE AND THE SNOW. ZARDOZ HAS USED HIS MIGHTY POWERS TO APPEAR, AND TO DO THE LINKS IN THE AFTERNOON! I AM SURE THE CHOSEN ONES ARE SUITABLY IMPRESSED. THEREFOR, RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK. GO FORTH AND COMMENT!

  • ZARDOZ IS PLEASED. ONE CAN ONLY HOPE THIS ESCALATES! PERHAPS A SMALL SCALE NUCLEAR EXCHANGE?! THAT WOULD RESULT IN A LEGENDARY CLEANSING OF BRUTALS.
  • PAGING SEA SMITH. MR. SEA SMITH, PLEASE PICK UP THE RED COURTESY PHONE. WAIT…PERHAPS HE ALREADY IS THERE, AND IT IS HE, NOT THE “WIND” CAUSING THIS.
  • ZARDOZ SUSPECTS THE “LUCKY CHARM” WAS NOT SO LUCKY. PERHAPS IT WAS LUCKY FOR THE BOMB MAKER?
  • AGREED. AS THE PENIS IS EVIL, THE RECORDINGS OF SUCH SHOULD BE SUPPRESSED!

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.