My son is graduating from pre-school tonight, and if Joe Biden is there, I will do my level best to keep him away from any of the little girls.

Joe Biden tells a 10 year old girl that she’s good looking and asks for her address. I imagine his handler is probably on the seven day waitlist for a handgun right now so he can eat a bullet rather than do another year of that job.

I see we’ve lost a Hat & Hair reader. I thought today’s version was rather mild. Tasteful. The Best Hat & Hair.

In Texas, it is now legal to carry a club and brass knuckles. Just remember, it is also legal to carry guns.

 

Of course every time I read “brass knuckles”, I actually hear this.