Man, every redneck and his cousin-wife were in town today. I’ve never seen so many people in Apalachicola, FL in my life. You’d think they were having an SEC football game from the melange of Southern accents. Good for the townies. Gotta make that money while you can.
There are some shitty human beings in this world. Boko Haram is at the shittiest end of the list.
de Blasio blasts Trump. I hope the NYC tabloids report on this moron slap-fight every day.
Sin City receives plague of locusts.
Now this is great art. Serious moment: Don’t shoot up a pizza place because you read they might be pedos on the interwebz.
Where were the Corys on that billboard?
Corys were the victims.
i knew that was Sabo before even clicking.
I think being Pedo-victims gives you a past from being mocked.
Pass, damn it!
Yeah,I was hurrying to be first and Hollywood + pedos gave me that first.
Polanski didn’t “allegedly” rape the girl; he loves guilty to statutory rape.
Pled; not “loves”. I don’t know what the hell I typed that auto-correct changed to loves.
loves and fishes?
Still accurate, though.
Yup.
It wasn’t even merely statutory. It was fucking rape – full stop. He drugged the girl and sodomized her. If the girl had been 20 years old it would still have been rape.
And fuck Angelica Houston for her “she [the victim] was not unresponsive” justification.
It wasn’t ‘rape-rape’.
Trust me, if that happened to THEM or someone they loved, they’d change their stupid fucken tune.
That case is a litmus test for me. Huston and Goldberg are irredeemable pieces of shit.
Absolutely.
Polanski outed a lot of Hollywood types as irredeemable pieces of shit. A lot.
I did not know that about Huston.
Who’s Goldberg?
Woopi?
I looked up Polanski and the name of some screenwriter came up. *shrug*
I always liked Huston, though. Rats.
John or Angelica? I’m thinking she was too young for a party in 1969, but if JH was a sicko enabler…
Also, I mentioned in the book thread that I was a big reader of Jim Thompson novels. That said,I thought the film adaptation of The Grifters had bad casting. I don’t dislike any of the actors, per se, just thought they were wrong for the roles (possible exception for Bening).
I was talking about Anjelica.
As I understand it, Anjelica was born while Dad was in Africa filming The African Queen. So she would have been about 18 in 1969.
Sorry, guys. Old man moment.
Jezus. It was only last year that he was finally expelled from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.
It’s too bad he was out of town on August 8, 1969.
279 items? Stealthy
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/republican-danielle-stella-aiming-to-unseat-ilhan-omar-charged-with-felony
Not too stealthy, she is being charged.
my point. Who shoplifts 279 items?
Someone lifting the whole shop, lock stock and barrel.
Teenage girls?
Depends, is it the same item? Like pens?
That plan was so crafty, that it should have worked!
*facepalm*
Winona Ryder?
True story. When I was 16-17 years old, one of my sisters used to have this ‘friend’ who would shoplift all sorts of stuff for her, because I’m not stupid, she was a lesbian who was madly in love with my sister. That shit pissed me off so much, I got into a big fight with my sister for using that poor girl because she was going to get into trouble. Well, it happened, she got prison time for it, and my sister, well she’s pretty and dumb as a box of rocks, didn’t seem to feel guilty in the least bit. People, they suck, stay away from them even if they’re family, especially if they are family. Story of my fucking life.
Normally, I’m not a fan of national borders, but I want one between me and your sister.
Hell yes.
Dude, I feel bad about posting that, but it’s true, she seems to have a complete lack of morals and conscious, something that seems to run in my family, I worry about me a lot, but I’ve still managed to turn out OK. She stole from me several times, which I can forgive, but causing someone to serve prison time for pure selfishness is not forgivable for me. I still talk to her, but I don’t feel any real sense of family there, haven’t for a long time. Sad, but true.
remembers arriving at Target to purchase items but nothing else” due to post-traumatic stress disorder, and that she “normally she goes to Target with someone because of anxiety around people,”-
Thank god she’ll never have to interact with people as a politician. *Rolls eyes.
At least she’s cunning enough to go big.
And of all the Republicans in that district, this is the only person they can find who can run against Omar?
You’d think any sentient being could win against her as long as they stayed out of trouble and didn’t say anything disgusting.
Couldn’t even do that for a few minutes with this one, I see.
Isn’t this one of those districts that’s about as blue as AOC’s?
That paragraph made me question the “Republican hoping to unseat” label. Who, other than the special ed teacher herself, thinks she’s a serious candidate?
279 items in the express lane *should* be a felony. And expect to be told to go back to where you came from.
PTSD and she’s a Special Needs/Ed teacher? Wait, wait, wait, cause or correlation? Something wrong there. She will need a safe place in Congress where no one can find her, if elected.
Well the one thing she has going for her is that she makes bad decisions.
“Stella told police that she “remembers arriving at Target to purchase items but nothing else” due to post-traumatic stress disorder, and that she “normally she goes to Target with someone because of anxiety around people,”
And she wants to get into….politics?
Didn’t see FM’s comment. But goes to show….it was a queer sentence.
Attention seeking… thinks the rules-cum-harsh-punishments should apply to the proles but not to her… entitled… yes, I think she’ll fit in with the other junior congress-persons just fine.
She looks kinda hot in her mugshot. Just sayin’.
Maybe if you already have HPV.
Lol
Those eyes are off.
Not quite AOC, but definitely in the same ballpark.
Nobody told her she needs to wait until after she’s elected to start stealing?
Other than the amusement value, this changes nothing. I will be elected Mayor of Mexico City before a Republican wins Omar’s seat in Congress.
No tunes? C’mon man…
Explosives strapped to children. Yep, that’s pretty much the worst of humanity on display.
Puppies strapped with explosives?
Dyno-mutts.
Paging Swiss Servator to the white courtesy phone….
Blue tick tick tick
Trump is worse because…..
/ Progtards everywhere.
Yeah, at least those kids are free-range and not locked up in cages.
Those kids got off lucky. They could be scraping for survival in the racist hellhole that is Trump’s America.
“… and that she “normally she goes to Target with someone because of anxiety around people,”
Well, she wont find being in DC or the House of Representatives too anxiety inducing, Im sure.
Come on Republicans, you are being as terrible as Democrats now.
Did the Republicans back her to run in next year’s primary or is she volunteering? Just because some idiot says “I am running for the Libertarian Party nomination for President” doesn’t mean the LP convention is backing, endorsing, or embracing said nut job. Now, if she has the endorsement of whatever GOP committee puts up the “approved” primary candidate, then shame on them.
In fairness to her, DC isn’t inhabited by “people”.
#SwampCrittersIsPeopleToo
Hey! *looks at time stamp*
You win this round.
I think you got me by a minute.
Be careful, it is known that Florida men can fold time since they have all fallen into a sink hole and came back out the other side, in Broward County, transmuted into time folders and 3rd world grifters.
Great minds.
Does it work?
Sup Tres!
Polanski is still on the lam in Europe for allegedly raping a 13-year-old girl in the US.
I think you can drop the allegedly after he both admits it and was convicted.
The defense of him by Hollywood bitches for that is disgusting.
But he made a really good movie in 1974!
Rosemary’s baby is the worst horror movie I have ever seen and it continually tops the horror best list.
The acting was a bit heavy-handed.
It took me a few tries to get through it because I kept getting bored.
Oh come on, it was a great movie.
It was sooooo boring and nothing happens
He has some other good ones – Chinatown, Frantic, The Pianist. I like The Ninth Gate a lot too, although I know a lot of people hate it.
Duh – botched the fact that Chinatown is the 1974 one.
You know who else warned a president that they weren’t welcome in a large American city?
Did they say ‘And I speak for all Americans’, because I really hate people who say that with the passion of a thousand burning suns.
Lee Harvy Oswald?
No warning. Just a light tap on the shoulder.
I was going to say Jacqueline Kennedy.
Close, give it another shot.
It’s a no brainer
Bull Connor ?
Every other (D) mayor in America?
Trump should tell that clown he isn’t welcome in America and have him deported to Sweden.
Why do you hate Sweden? Don’t they already have enough commies?
See if they will trade him for A$AP Rocky.
Right? At least drop him somewhere in South America.
The correct answer is “he says he’s not from there”. I am disapoint.
THAT’S A VIOLATION OF MY FARGIN’ RIGHTS!
I don’t want to play “what about”, but just imagine for a moment some Republican politician pulling that stunt when Obama was president.
Hey Ladies!
But can it spray tampons at like 1 zillion a second? That’s what Americans say ‘real neat’.
Toxic shock syndrome at Mach .652.
Heh….math checks out
Yes but the toxic shock part doesn’t really make sense… Just thought it was funny.
OK, I laughed at this one:
Man Doesn’t Understand Why People Wasting Time Attacking Him For Running Over Their Dog When Trump The Real Enemy
Lol. Needs more people nodding head in agreement.
Right below that was “5 Facts About the Squad”
1) Were all 4 born in the US?
No, one of them was born in New York City.
You know who else loved dogs?
Let’s get one for the ‘wax my lady balls’ person. Ze can insert them in zir ass.
“lady balls?”
There’s some 15 seconds of Twitter Fame trans weirdo out there who insists female waxing techs must wax women who have hairy dicks, balls, y-chromosomes, etc.
“Sin City receives plague of locusts.”
I remember being in Mitchell, SD in the early 80’s and they had a population explosion of crickets. They were everywhere. In grocery store, houses, restaurants, gas stations, everywhere. Harmless really.
I remember being in Wilmar, MN SD in the early 80’s and they had a population explosion of frogs. It was so bad that the frog-slicks on the highways made driving dangerous.
Mother Nature, she’s one funny fucker.
Here in MD, a few years back, it was stinkbugs. Of course this is the end as we know it. We’re doomed… again.
Of course this is the end as we know it.
Hmm. I feel fine.
I have so far survived the cold war (OK, that was real), Jeebus coming back, and climate change. I feel OK.
We were driving up from Pensacola to Erie back in 2008 when there was a massive cicada explosion in the south. We stopped for the night at a motel in Kentucky that was swarming with them. Went out to the car to get a bag, and it looked like an entire tree took to the air as all the cicadas sitting on the branches all suddenly flew away together.
Army worms, yuck
Once, about 20 years ago, I was in Vegas for a big grasshopper invasion.
I was riding home with a friend of mine, and he stopped at the edge of Vegas to get gas. It was about 8 at night, still 120 degrees out, and everything was covered with grasshoppers. This particular friend is… difficult about some things, so instead of swiping his card at the pump he decides to go to the cashier, wait in line, give give them cash, then after filling up going back and stand in line again to get his change. So instead of a 5-minute stop, it takes like 30 minutes, during which I can either sit in the car in 120 degree heat with the windows rolled up or step outside for some fresh air and locusts. Then at one point I glanced over and at the car next to us were some fine gentleman who appeared to be members of some sort of urban community organization, at least two of whom had pistols visibly stuck in their waistbands.
I was pretty sure I was going to die, though some part of me did consider that perhaps I had already died and this was hell.
Oh, I guess I should say “during”, not “for”. Like, I didn’t see a flyer advertising Vegas Grasshopper Invasion ’99 and say “Dude, we should totally go to this.” It just sorta happened.
I was at Laughlin bike week for that. Picked up a lot of dropped bikes from the locust slime. It was surreal.
“Urban community organization”
Consider that stolen
EXCLUSIVE: Ilhan Omar SPLITS with her husband and moves into luxury penthouse as she heads for SECOND divorce with father of her three children. Moves Into Luxury Penthouse.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7287273/Ilhan-Omar-SPLITS-husband-father-three-children.html
OK, now she’s just playing with us.
She found his MAGA hat…
The made him wear it while she bent over the kitchen table and called him Donny.
Does she have another brother who’s trying to immigrate?
‘Obviously we are proud that a Somali-American has been elected — but we just think it is the wrong Somali-American,’ a community leader told DailyMail.com
Ouch.
Surgery was successful as it could be. Depending on how the procedure went, it was going to be one or two nights inpatient — thankfully it was only one. Doc gave us a better explanation this morning (though I’m not exactly coherent, working on 30 minutes sleep (as you could guess, it’s difficult to sleep in a pediatric cardiac ICU)). They went in (two veins on one leg, a vein and an artery in the other), after a while (longer than expected, but not too bad) they found the problem, used the catheter to destroy the section of her heart that was causing the tachycardia, bada bing, bada boom.
Home now and pretty exhausted, just happy it’s over.
YAY
Good deal JB!
Oh, and “We told you so”.
I love a happy ending.
(-Bob Kraft)
Woo-hoo!
Good news everybody!
Wow.
Happy to hear.
More than any kid should endure.
Fuckin’ A. Modern medicine is awesome. Give her our best. No, give her better and say it was our best.
Most excellent!
Huzzah!
Glad to hear it, JB!
NHS would have done it better. Glad you got lucky.
Best news I’ve heard today, thanks for the update and now you can take a nap
Congrats!!!! I hope you get a great night’s sleep!
Ditto!
Fucking awesome news!
Excellent news.
Good news!
That’s excellent!
Good! — now get some sleep.
??? Awesome!
Time for Friday night wine. I prescribe a triple dose of Manischewitz.
Good to hear!
Second. Or Twentieth.
You’ll sleep better tonight than you have in a long while, that’s for sure. Glad to hear she’s gonna be OK.
Happy to hear about the good outcome. Modern medicine is great – think what wouldn’t have been possible if she needed this 75 years ago. Yet some misguided fools think medical practice will continue to favorably advance under socialism.
Glad to hear it.
Well, that’s good news. Our best to you all.
Wonderful news!
Nice.
Boko Haram, again!! They had like one hit in the sixties.
Yet now they’re the opposite of a whiter shade of pale.
The Devil Came From Kazakhstan?
Later that afternoon she announced her bid for the DNC presidential race.
https://youtu.be/kOSQHtUBRLo
Too bad we can’t do that to more government sector workers.
She was a juvenile court judge and she acts like a child.
Here’s the thing about juvenile court…. it’s basically a star-chamber. To protect the kids privacy, only parents, the prosecutors, the social workers and witnesses get to attend. The proceedings are secret from everyone else. Defense attorney’s aren’t even allowed to sit in on other cases, so the prosecutor has lots of experience dealing with the judge, while the defense attorneys are at a disadvantage.
Naturally, because the kids are minors, they are protected. They are not being criminally prosecuted, but the defendants in a juvenile delinquency proceeding. And since it’s not a criminal case, the normal fifth and sixth amendment protections are relaxed, since they only apply to criminal proceedings, which is not what the child is being put through.
So you have a secret trial with relaxation of the protections intended to prevent the innocent from being found
guiltydelinquent.Justice.
I’m guessing an elected judge
I watched that happen on the news.
She really is a piece of work.
Closer to home, we have this drama.
Godsmack plus Belly Dancing.
https://youtu.be/Cc40joiTf34
I wouldn’t call that metal though.
She could have just synched the song straight through her video editing software, the audio would have been better.
Nice outfit, though.
Wow.
How can De Blasio prevent Trump from going back to NYC his hometown?
What a maroon.
And I think Trump has probably done more for NYC than this clown ever did.
How about that Tour de France?
Meh. Stuff you see at Giro. Finally some drama with the TdF.
Colombian cycling is really coming into its own. Strong mountain riders.
I was thinking more about the weather.
But I know you hate all the races that aren’t Italian. :-p
Even there. Harsher climate moments at Giro.
I love and respect TdF (and Vuelta and the Monuments) but it’s more corporate and doesn’t have the same fervent fan base as Giro.
Giro is better as all racers attest privately.
as many not all
Blame climate change, er, the climate crisis, because heretofore thunderstorms were unknown in high mountains.
‘Obviously we are proud that a Somali-American has been elected — but we just think it is the wrong Somali-American,’ a community leader told DailyMail.com”
Lol.
You think?
And no one will ask where the money came from.
Our selfless public servants need to eat too!
Oh I’m sure she’s all about the service.
She’s all about the Benjamins.
Another case of projection.
WTF?
I was going to guess Africa, but Orthodox Cypriot is close.
Can’t argue with that logic.
Science!
So make friends with gay guys so you can hang out with their moms then?
Only if mom is hot and wants to put out.
Uffda. The people who escalated an issue this morning from something we planned on fixing next week to a burning hot chunk of garbage have all gone home early today.
Boy, am I happy I dropped my other stuff to help them out and actually managed to get the issue squared away.
I’m starting to think that the issue really isn’t that important, and the clamor today about it was just a ruse for them to justify leaving early.
“PICTURED: Burned and bloody Johnny Depp in hospital after THAT fight with Amber Heard as he claims she ‘put a cigarette out’ on his cheek and threw a bottle that severed his finger in explosive new allegations”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7290631/Johnny-Depp-claims-Amber-Heard-cigarette-cheek-fight.html
She seems nice.
She tests my hot/crazy threshold.
Still would.
He used to.
Wouldn’t now.
Just remember, Elon Musk started dating her *after* she revealed herself to be a batshit-insane, I’ll-boil-your-bunny-if-you-leave-me nutjob. When she inevitably stabs him in the back, I will have no sympathy.
I firmly believe the danger is a feature for Musk.
I’m pretty sure they broke up.
The thing that’s irksome about Musk is the over praise he gets for being a ‘genius inventor’. Entrepreneurial sure but they make it sound like he’s Edison.
He’s a promoter
How many of Edison’s inventions were actually his and how many were from the scores of people he employed is open for debate.
/Tesla fan
Which actually makes him very similar to Edison.
They deserve each other.
https://jalopnik.com/entitled-tesla-jackass-parks-on-strangers-lawn-steals-1836730035
Didn’t even have to choke on siphoned gas.
“The jerks who owned the Tesla said they were visiting a friend when they realized they were out of power, and offered no compensation or apologies, according to a Facebook post left by Fraumeni’s wife.”
Cheap assholes.
Oh, Thanks!
“Fraumeni declined to press any charges he certainly could have against the owner, and did not demand compensation. Because he’s a saint, apparently.”
I’m not sure what I would have done but he was way too kind. Definitely pull the plug for starters. Then get it towed I imagine. And when they would show up just say ‘are you mental and that self-absorbed?’
Short out the battery then plug it back in while it burns
You technical guys know what’s up.
I wonder if the input has anti short protection? if not, that’s a Horrible dangerous weak spot,
I’m sure you can’t do it. The car has to have an inverter on the input, but the idea still appeals to me.
You can probably over-volt the input and blow the diodes though. That would not be cheap to repair.
It’s a stereotype for a reason, Tesla Drivers suck,
This is why God invented cyanoacrylate.
CA is truly a gift…. I love me some Kicker too
Hey haters, these Tesla owners are saving the planet for you, and that’s all the gratitude you have to show?
It’s soooo unfortunate that Teslas just seem to catch fire for no reason.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7290895/Miley-Cyrus-celebrates-Hot-Girl-Summer-flashing-derriere-thong-bikini.html
That’s a lot of pool toys.
Nobody needs more than 6 kinds of pool toys.
You’re worse than Bernie
I only have one house.
Meh.
Everything paywalled or behind adblockers except for the Epstein/Polanski billboard link.
A creative vandal transformed a Los Angeles billboard for the film “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood” into an attack on convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and child rapist Roman Polanski — pasting the pervs’ faces over stars Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio and re-titling it “Once Upon a Time in Pedowood.”
I laughed.
The guy is a genious, and he gets places you would not expect, and never gets arrested, heh
Heh, I was in one of my local liquor stores yesterday, one of the pretentious overpriced ones. I was just getting some beer, this Breckenridge craft pack for one, these are really great. Anyway, one of the guys who work there is this big black dude with an over the top growly bass voice. So I was looking for beer and this girly boy is asking the big dude ‘I like fruity beers, what do you have?’. I looked over at him. Neck beard, check, red skinny jeans, check, pipe cleaner arms, check, sissy sounding voice fry, check. Great. So, the big guy suggested a fruity IPA for him. Then mangina asks him ‘It doesn’t have too much alcohol does it? I’m really sensitive to alcohol’. Then big guy says ‘No, it’s not really that strong, it’s only 7.1%’, LOL. I’m thinking, WTF, you trying to kill this guy? 4 of those will kick mangina’s ass back into another dimension. Sometimes you want to say stuff, but you don’t, because civilization is still slightly intact.
Why did I picture (and hear) Barry White working in a liquor store ?
How did it go?
HEY YUFUS!
Im waiting on 2 auto a/c connectors to get here tomorrow from amazon, then Im gonna start by evacuating it, and (fingers crossed) leak checking it.
those are the same fittings as the Mini split systems use, as in the small server rooms, so they are worth having around,
and aim for 32 psig on the low side, that gives a leaving coil temp of 37 degrees, just above freezing the coil
You’re lots of help- I appreciate it.
Someday, we’ll have to split a 30-pack of shitty beer.
It’s sort of like that, but more. Dude is like 6′ 8″ and 350 lbs. Nicest guy you will ever meet. But when I walk in he will say ‘Hello’, and it comes out like a long sustained growly ‘Hellllloooowwwwuuuuu’ and I can’t even really describe it, but I want to say ‘STOP DOING THAT!’.
If I was that big I’d be nice too. I smh every time I hear “giant dude who can squash you like a bug is a nice guy”
Just finished a La Chouffe Blonde myself.
La Chouffe’s a great beer, but then I’m a sucker for Belgians of all stripes.
Hmm. (SFW)
Ohhhhhhhhhh, baby.
I don’t drink much anymore so I save it for the good stuff.
I’m pipecleaner skinny, and 4 beers at 7.1 is just getting started for me, must be the decades of drunken XP………..
I’m way more sensitive to alcohol than I used to be. It’s kinda annoying.
Here’s the Last one of this beer, at 7.2% then I’m moving to a 9%er,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/Rqi2SvJsro2JRwMT6
That’s a great beer.
Yep
Just think of all the money you save by getting buzzed on one drink.
I wish it worked like that, but no I’ll do about 8 beers today, all above 7% wondering where my
money and liver went
But I don’t want to get buzzed on one drink! Bottles of red wine can’t be allowed to go bad!
Pour the extra into mason jars and screw the top on. Then you can drink like a Florida Man the next time you want a drink.
I used to work with a girl, From Arkansas, who would always asked me to meet her for a drink. I kept declining for reasons. We got to talking and she told me she can out drink me. She was maybe 5’1″ and about 100 lbs. She was cute, but a little petite girl. At the time, I was maybe 185 lbs. I told her, no way, you would die. So one day we finally got to it. We went camping, me and her friend and one of my friends. That little girl could drink a fucking amazing amount of alcohol. Did she outdrink me? No, but she gave it one hell of a try and was still pretty good in bed after, I was impressed.
Well I wouldn’t be good in Bed, but I can drink with ya,
Any time, Yusef, let’s do it. We’ll skip the bed of course, bro, (:
Get a room, you two.
We would have to share with Tres, the Beer I mean……
#FullHomo
“We would have to share with Tres, the Beer I mean……”
Tall cans, bro.
How many hours after passing out did she crap in the tent?
I just found out, after walking around with such a quizzical look that a security guard came up to me, that in Philly you can’t buy liquor/wine and beer in the same store.
So I had to buy liquor in the wine and spirits store and then go to a beer distributorship (grocery store) to buy beer.
The shit that nanny staters come up with never ceases to amaze me.
Same in NY.
Shit I guess I lived in Jersey City and Hoboken so long I forgot about that. In Jersey I’d go to the back room of shoprite and get everything
A beer distributor in a grocery store? I’ve never seen that in PA.
That asshole Wolf wanted to “modernize” the system instead of privatizing it, which meant loosening the rules on beer distributors. Instead of only being allowed to sell in bulk, they can sell six packs and twelve packs now.
They still have the stupid tavern law, which grocery stores and bars which sell beer to go have to abide by. 192 ounces in one transaction, and for grocery stores you have to go to a separate register to ring up your purchase.
It was weird when I moved to NH and found I could buy beer and wine in the grocery store without hassle.
Well to me a grocery store sells random foodstuffs. The place I got the beer had random foodstuffs
Ahh. I have seen a few PA beer distributors with snack-type food for sale.
Yeah, there are also at least a couple states that allow grocery stores to sell hard liquor. (CA is one, surprisingly)
Having lived in NH & FL, I’m used to the grocery store (beer + wine) and liquor store separation. Also, NH only has state owned liquor stores. I have to admit, they were far better run than I would’ve expected from a state-owned business.
Lots of grocery stores in S.E. Penna. now sell wine and beer in a section of the store. Haven’t seen the hard stuff yet.
Getting my industrial popcron popper ready
I have an old style popcorn maker and I had made popcorn in a long time. I decided 1 cup of popcorn should be a good amount for two people. Turns out 1 cup equals more popcorn than the machine can handle and knocks the top off. We ate popcorn for 2 hours and barely made a dent.
Usually it’s tablespoons, not cups. Which you know now
I like to learn the hard way.
the I love Lucy episode where Ricky and Fred made Arroz con Pollo, with a pound of rice each person……..
Have you ever seen a cup of unpopped popcorn?!? It doesn’t look like much!
*runs out of room sobbing*
I just use a 3 qt pot.
Me too. No need for special equipment
Hmm. That would free up space in the kitchen cabinet.
Defamation isn’t covered by the first amendment. I’m certain they’ll appeal.
It should be.
Nope. Knowingly bearing false witness against someone is not freedom of speech or press, and I don’t think the WaPo is going to claim satire.
Lying isn’t/shouldn’t be a crime, now if one swears to tell the truth (court of law and whatnot) that’s one thing (breech of contract), me telling everyone I meet that “X” is a sheep-fucker? not/shouldn’t be a crime.
Who said anything about a crime? This is a civil suit.
Oh shit. The pedant got pedantic’d.
Oh, I didn’t realize that if found in the wrong WaPo can just tell this racist kid to go pound sand and nothing else will happen, fair enough.
If you read the article, the judge says that the WaPo doesn’t single him out, just talks about red-hat-wearing teens. (accompanied by a photo of the kid in question) Judge says you cannot infer that it was talking about him.
Gonna make an excellent appellate justice, with that sort of back-into-the-decision reasoning.
also says statements about teens swarming him and being racist are opinions and therefore protected by the first amendment.
Popcron? Popcorn made automatically on a periodic basis?
Look, the four hours I was going to work today turned in to 5½ so as one can imagine I am a bit distraught, a few typos should be expected.
Nerd.
Guilty.
Script-generated pop music produced mechanically every X hours sounds like a neat cyberpunk idea…
Dark n Stormy time.
Donde esta?
¿Donde? Aqui in mi casa.
“Dark n Stormy Daniels” is available on PornHub, I think
Nope, not. Though a whole bunch of Stormy Daniels porn came up.
Made ya look!
Just caught the wire using the freshly sharpened Asian cleaver in a ceramic bowl.
This is why marriages fail.
Wife
How do you use a cleaver in a bowl?
Small one, about 5 inches. Just sharpened the damn thing to a razor edge.
Do you sharpen by hand or do you have a system?
3M abrasive paper on a granite slab. Works great.
This stuff
https://www.stewmac.com/Materials_and_Supplies/Sanding_and_Polishing/Sandpaper_and_Finishing_Papers/3M_Flexible_Polishing_Papers.html
Do you go all the way to 8000? I got a 2000 stone and I get a nice enough edge for chopping onions but I never can get that razor sharp edge.
These are great:
https://chefschoice.com/
I have one that does 15° as well, but this one is only around $20
https://chefschoice.com/collections/manual-knife-sharpeners/products/chefschoice%C2%AE-diamond-hone%C2%AE-knife-sharpener-model-445
I have one of those. So much easier.
I have the 4643, not only easy but fast without needing electricity.
Bottom of a coffee cup. Works great and one less kitchen gadget.
I don’t know why, but I fucking love some Steely Dan. Am I getting old? Is this a midlife crisis? Is there a cure? Do I need to drank moar?
Back Jack
Sorry man, that’s rough
Steely Dan has some good stuff. “My Old School” and “Time Out of Mind” are good tunes.
My Old School. Thank for that one, DEG!, I had actually forgot about that one.
Nothing wrong with some Steely Dan.
Yes there are ‘Rikki Don’t Lose that Number” and “Hey Nineteen” for two.
Here, have some Lemmy.
https://youtu.be/XRIWfCDpSWc
It’s Funk and Soul Friday, I’m not turning off Sam and Dave for some Kinks cover band.
they are a great band, great musical talent, your not old, you’re in your prime Sir!
Where is Teds ? I just made some good grammar errors he needs to fix….
I’m right here.
And not a Steely Dan fan.
That’s a great song.
Yeah, you old. Sorry.
Lol
https://youtu.be/HluANRwPyNo
And the people involved usually look like this.
loltruth
Just sent to my retired dad programmer/systems analyst.
Thx
I’m just a little buzzed and it’s on 6PM. Am I a bad person?
Yes. You should be on the verge of blacking out by now.
I got 3 hours to prove the point, should be good go…..
Needz Moar Beer…
I’m in walking distance of a Liquor Palace store, I’m good to go, and it only hit 112 today
Too hot. I don’t care if it’s a dry heat
No.
I had some boozy coffee this morning. A beer at lunch. I just finished the Dark n Stormy. Time for dinner and then a beer.
Yes, but not because you at drinking.
Yes, but it has nothing to do with the booze.
You are a man who has made it.
“Forced penetration: If a woman forces a man to have sex, is that rape?”
https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1154222483895128064
https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-49057533
Yes. Duh
I figured this question had been settled long ago.
What if the man is asleep. Happened to me. I felt pretty good when I found out
Depends on where you are. If you are on a college campus, you are probably guilty of raping her.
Stealing from a twitter post the other day: What are your three favorite songs named after a woman?
(My list would be Angie – The Stones, Alison – Elvis Costello, and Valerie – Mark Ronson ft. Amy Winehouse)
Whatever else you think of her, Jesus what a set of pipes.
Lorelei, Beatrix, Persephone, Pandora, Amelia, and Cicely – Cocteau Twins.
Tongue-in-cheek but I do love that album. If I was answering seriously, Lorelei might be in the list.
Also: Medusa, Michelle, Louise, and Lorretine – Clan of Xymox.
4AD FTW
Angie for sure
Jolene
Roxanne roxanne
The problem with “Jolene” is that Dolly originally did it when she was 25 or so. If you look at a video from the time, you have to doubt the narrative, unless he really didn’t like big hair.
The effect is named after the famous story about President Calvin Coolidge and his wife being shown around a farm. Learning that a cockerel could have sex dozens of times a day, Mrs. Coolidge said: “Please tell that to the president.” On being told, Mr. Coolidge asked, “Same hen every time?” “Oh, no, Mr. President. A different one each time.” The president continued: “Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge”
Damn. The more I learn about Coolidge, the more I like him.
You have to look at Queen Adreenas version. It is nasty and sexy. And nobody knows about it.
Gloria, Them
Victoria, The Kinks
Candy-O, The Cars
Oh shit we all forgot the best song of them all.
Lola
Wasn’t Lola a dude though?
I was with you right up to Candy-O
Amoreena-Elton John
Eileen- Keith Richards
Rosie- Tom Waits
Eileen from Main Offender I guess? That’s a criminally underappreciated album.
Valerie –
Mark Ronson ft. Amy WinehouseSteve WinwoodAlso, is Lola allowed for contention or dq’d for not being a woman?
And the correct answers are
Layla
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds (alternate: Eleanor Rigsby)
Proud Mary
I approve the choice of Eleanor Rigby.
Martina 😉
hmmm… how about:
Charlotte the Harlot (Iron Maiden)
Countess Bathory (Venom)
Whole Lotta Rosie (AC/DC)
Oh damn, how could I forget Penicillin Penny.
The cover of Countess Bathory by Unleashed was, for some reason, popular at my high school during the alt/grunge heyday 90s.
Roseanne 🙂
Im gonna agree with Gustave on Valerie by Steve Winwood and add Mary by Morphine, Bernadette by the Four Tops and Jane Says by Jane’s Addiction.
Im gonna agree with Gustave on Valerie by Steve Winwood
You are a horrible person with horrible opinions, Seek help.
OTOH – Bernadette, Good call! Especially on Funk And Soul Friday™.
“This luxury ice cream is made from insects
(CNN)After a long day under the beating South African sun, an ice cream might be a tempting treat.
But would you be able to enjoy it if you knew it was made from bug “milk?”
Gourmet Grubb, a Cape Town-based start-up, is hoping to use ice cream to introduce the public to the world of eating insects.
Its luxury ice cream uses EntoMilk, a dairy alternative made by blending the larvae of a tropical insect known as the black solider fly.
The UN predicts that the world will need to double food production to feed the global population by 2050 and has long promoted insect farming as a sustainable alternative protein source to traditional livestock.”
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/07/25/business/gourmet-grubb-insect-ice-cream-intl/index.html
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1154316894528319488
There is at least one of these articles every week.
That’s not Luxury.
I agree.
Nor is it ice cream.
I ‘raise’ black soldier flies in my backyard composter. They eat virtually every type of scrap and make great compost. And my ducks lose to eat them. But I ate one on a dare and they taste like shit. No thanks.
I listened to some kid on Tom Woods go on for 30 mins about Black Soldier flies ending world hunger. He sounded passionate but also possibly manic and deranged. While the concept certainly seems to have interesting potential, eating them or a bi-product they create is a bridge to far for me.
I’ve had grasshoppers fried in a wok with salt and spices. I’ve had worse but it’s not something I want to eat again.
I’ve had grasshopper before. It was at a Mexican place. Grasshoppers fried and rolled in a corn bread type dough. It wasn’t anything special.
Palm worm, like a giant white grub, deep fried. My VN counterpart called it VN French fries. About a dozen young VN soldiers were watching me, I ate about 1/2, chugged a half a beer, ate the other half and finished the beer. I’m not sure what it tasted like. What a man has to do for respect.
How about no? Just… no. Ever.
Fly larvae aka maggots
Yes. Exactly. I’m grossed out seeing them on the bottom of my dumpster. The thought of eating them…
Well, I’d have to be significantly hungrier than I am now.
If I was starving to death, sure, but not by choice. Hell, I’d eat at Chipotle if I was desperate enough.
Speaking of CNN, I was battling the progs on my Knicks blog again the other day, and among other claims I still can’t stop laughing at when I think of, I was told that CNN is neutral. And he knows that because he works in the industry.
And I’m a nazi if I don’t agree.
“Can a person run for, and be, President of the United States and Prime Minister of Great Britain simultaneously? Yes. Absolutely. Without question. But I believe I am one of the few people stil alive who could qualify for the combined position.”
https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1154741621960925184
He’s turned up again I see. Where was he when he disappeared?
Dominican Republic Pokey.
Ah, I see, a firearms charge.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-dominican-usa-mcafee-idUSKCN1UL2EC
“Pastor says he used oral sex to “suck demons” out of men
A New Jersey minister accused of sexually assaulting his parishioners has launched a creative defense: he claims he was sucking demons out of them by performing fellatio.
69-year-old Rev. Dr. William Weaver faces a lawsuit by four former parishioners–three men, one woman–who claim that the Presbyterian minister sexually assaulted them when they came to him for spiritual counseling. Documents obtained by Newsweek reveal that during counseling sessions Weaver asked the three men to strip naked and lay down. He would then place an angel coin on their heads, as well as sacred stones on their hands and ankles, before performing oral sex on them.
Weaver allegedly told his victims that he needed to “suck” the demons out through their semen and that the ritual had come from Native American lore. At least one victim also reported Weaver kissing him on the mouth during the “ceremony.””
https://twitter.com/Queerty/status/1153349500359983110
https://www.queerty.com/pastor-says-used-oral-sex-suck-demons-men-20190722
No way thats real.
https://www.newsweek.com/minister-new-jersey-oral-sex-exorcism-1449847
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7104625/Minister-performed-oral-sex-troubled-men-told-rid-evil-spirits.html
Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin’
Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
Good God no that would be treason
He needs to lay off The Red Hot Chili Peppers for a while.
Pretty sneaky, sis bro.
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It’s just [strike] [/strike] now.
Thankee.
*updates script, curses browser for breaking Tampermonkey*
Oh boy, just looked at an email from DirectTV. They’re offering me movies at a low, low price! The new Hellboy, Fast & Furious 14 & 16, the new Seth Rogan & Charlize Theron joint.
Wow, I’m going to feel bad deleting this. *deletes* Huh. Not so much.
Hey, evvybuddy!! I managed to get out of bed and perambulate without my crutch today! Just went to the pool and floated around.
When you have a broken back, weightlessness is awesome.
Yay.
Those arent buoys!
Huzzah!
Metallica Mixer Explains Missing Bass on ‘And Justice for All’ I can relate to this. At the time, I played in a cover band that did “Eye of the Beholder”, and even with the bass maxed on my stereo, I couldn’t hear Newstead’s line. I just doubled the rhythm guitar.
Dammit. Second time today I replied when I meant to have a new post.
In any event, I hope you continue feel better Hi-X, and may you be blowing up stuff again soon.
Thank ya!
Good for you! Get better very soon.
Damn it. Sgammo is trying to take more of my money.
Is that the weapons division of Sbarro?
*applause*