Happy Friday afternoon, y’all. We picked up my father-in-law’s remains yesterday. Its not quite a coffee can, but The Big Lebowski wasn’t kidding about the cost of urns at funeral homes. Amazon is sending us a, er, more dignified storage container at a more reasonable price. Anyhow, we haven’t had any… unintended releases yet. But Florida Man is never far from us.

Florida Man continues to flirt with Hep A, causing state to declare a crisis.

Don’t blame me, I’m rooting for SMOD.

People keep holding other people’s drugs in the weirdest places.

This is rage inducing.