Still the only ones

The living members of that old Miami Dolphins team can break out the champagne or cigars or whatever they do when the last undefeated team loses. Is that still a thing? If it is, its still douchey. Meanwhile on the ice, Carolina pounded Ottawa and Phoenix beat the Crapitals in OT.  No other sports results of note from yesterday. It was even a lean day for college basketball. But relax, because the CFP rankings are coming tonight and I’m sure there will be a lot of people scratching their heads. I expect to be one of them.

Crazy fuck Charles Manson

Women’s rights activist Elizabeth Cady Stanton was born on this day.  As were sculptor Auguste Rodin, Chinese revolutionary Sun Yet-sen, beer magnate Joseph Coors, Barbie doll inventor Jack Ryan, actress Kim Hunter, the lovely Grace Kelly, “family” man Charles Manson, sportscaster Al Michaels, Canadian and assclown Neil Young, “white” Hispanic ballplayer Sammy Sosa, and onetime figure skater Tonya Harding.

That’s quite the list of non-heroes there. At least a few good ones mixed in, but sheesh.  Anyway on to…the links!

If you didn’t see this coming, you’re blind as a bat. I wonder how she’ll manage to keep all her corruption under wraps now that she’s inevitably going to be elected to Congress.  Ah, she’ll escape scrutiny. She’s still in mourning, after all.

Carter has entered the concussion protocol.

Former president Jimmy Carter has been hospitalized to relieve pressure on the brain. I wish him well, but the dude is really old and becoming quite frail.

Well the weather outside is frightful.

But the fire is so delightful.

How long before the unions for big police forces demand body cameras go away? This is small potatoes, but its endemic of their “I do whatever I want” mentality.

Some people got no sense of humor. Also, the California Pale Ale is among the best pale ales made.  Because it’s not all hopped up. Don’t @ me.

“That looks worse than Bakersfield!”
-Okies

Just in case you were ever crazy enough to ponder it: if you value your lungs, don’t go to New Delhi.

Still working on a theme. I’ll think of it eventually. In the meantime, here’s another great solo act.

Now, stay warm and go have a great day, friends!