Dear reader,

Due to a slight mishap involving heavy drinking, and choosing between watching a recording of the Survivor Finale or Impeachment Hysteria…I picked drinking.

Signed, 

Sorry about that.

Links for today…well, who cares about anything else, really.  Its pretty much what you will talk about anyways.  Its all going according to plan.

If you did need something else to chat about I have this.  Give me your best insult along the following parameters:

  •  Cannot contain any of George Carlin’s forbidden words.
  •  No racial, ethnic, or sexual epithets.
  • Thats it.  No swearing, no calling somebody an Indio.

Example:  You are the damp and dirty washcloth I toss in the hotel trashcan out of respect for the housekeeper’s humanity.