Dear Trash,
I do not want to see any more stories about American President of the United States Donald J. Trump pooping. It is disgusting and untrue. Another fake news stories from the fat cat media. American President of the United States Donald J. Trump does not defecate in the manner you suggest. His elimination of waste is majestic and graceful, like a beautiful eagle taking a discrete dump in a Yeti cooler. I love Yeti coolers–all American construction and easy to hose eagle poop out of. If you keep maligning American President of the United States Donald J. Trump, then I will see that your trash website is shut down and you are sent to prison to be raped by *******.
Sincerely,
NOT A FAN
To the Haters who hate America,
Whycome you have USA Hat no more? A fully patriotic Hat, one proudly made in the USA – just like real America is for real Americans! If you hate USA hats so much, maybe you should just put on a Mao hat and get it over with! Ya bunch of Bernie backers…
‘MURICA!
A once loyal reader
My aunt died this morning from a hair-related illness complicated by a life-long obsession with hats. I find this website incredibly offensive.
-Missing My Aunt
Fascists,
Gaia knows how I stumbled onto your racist, sexist, culturally appropriating, Islamophobic, misogynistic, white privilege infested Nazisite, but I have been in tears for hours. Xirever this “SugarFree” is, xe should be BANNED. It was so oppressive that my emotional support vole won’t come out from under the futon.
I am reporting you to the Twitter Truth Squad, The Campus Bias Response Team and several British Police Departments to get your license to shitlord pulled! e-BASH THE FASH!
Up the Revolution,
[REDACTED]
Friend Glibertarians.com,
I very much enjoy article! Perhaps is because I was working on laptop with Googles, making $12,478.19 last month and 13 day. Join me and work very little and buy Miata. Your sister’s nephew’s third uncle agree.
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To The Editors,
I have been an avid reader of The Hat and The Hair from the first issue. With the start of the most recent story arc, I am beginning to question my devotion to this fandom. What attracted me to this series was that I could see myself in the character of The Hair. He is supposed to be a no-nonsense voice of reason – the foil of the purely Id-driven Hat, an archetype all too common in these post-modern times. As someone fully devoted to a process of self-improvement through following Dr. Peterson’s “12 Rules,” it was nice to see an aspirational representation in the media of what all young men should strive for.
However, under the new (and, I suspect, primarily female) editorship, The Hair is becoming a typical, normal everyday type red-blooded American male stereotype – big-mouthed, obnoxious, and a know-it-all. I suppose this is your desired effect, yet I know very few normal, red-blooded American men who would argue with The Hat, as The Hair did in this latest issue (#109) like some mincing drama-queen. This is not realistic at all and displays no continuity with the previously established canon personality of The Hair. Simply put, this proves that women cannot convincingly write men. Since The Hair lacks hormonal stew that overboils in his brain monthly, as he would if he were a woman, I would suspect that his personality would remain steady and predictable – you know, traditional masculine values! If this cultural Marxist editorial direction continues, I may seriously reconsider my subscription to your Patreon.
In Liberty,
MangoLA
I GUESS I’M GOING TO HELL!
What the f*** is wrong with you people! You go to hell if you’re gay, you go to hell if you are a furry! WTF! By the looks of it, GOD may be an egotistical bastard that wants everyone under his image, and before you pull that “Love thy neighbor” bulls***, Where’s the love?! WHERE’S THE F***ING LOVE?! I’M SO TIRED OF THIS S***! “HE doesn’t want us in his image, that’s why he gave us free will.” LET US USE OUR FREE WILL, THEN, HUH?! CAN’T WE DO THAT?!
FIRST OF ALL!
I’m a furry, a blue husky that loves hugs. I don’t like f***ing animals, I’ve never done it, never want to, never will! BESTIALITY IS SICK! Being a furry just means appreciating anthropomorphics, animals with human traits! Call it crazy, like we wanna be animals, or call it sci-fi. I DON’T F***ING CARE. We just some f***ing nerds who like to dress up, rp, LARP, and do other s*** JUST LIKE THOSE COMICON FANS AND ANIME NERDS!!! THAT’S IT!!! WHY DO WE GET SO MUCH F***ING CRITICISM?! CUZ BESTIALITY, NO!!! Bestiality happens outside the fandom, bestiality happens in the fandom, BESTIALITY HAPPENS IN SOCIETY. So get over it and stop calling the fandom bestiality like there’s a direct link between them! That’s like society being called a slut because of America’s prostitution and Miley Cyrus’s A** in every f***ing TV there is on cable!
I have a lot more to argue and extra to criticize, you stereotypical hypocrites, but I’m just to tired of having this SAME F***ING ARGUMENT. I MEAN OMG!!!! HOW HARD IS IT TO KEEP IT TO YOURSELVES!!!!!
Swiftcoat Luckyskin
To Whom It May Concern,
The Hat and The Hair is absolute mediocrity. Neither here nor there as far as style, and technically poor whichever way you look at it – i.e. absurdist fiction or political commentary. Anybody who considers this “great” is either lying, or has little or no knowledge outside reading technical manuals and white papers (which is fine for those genres). This piece is a great example of uninspired piffle masquerading itself under the pretense of profound and serious commentary – bombastic, pseudo-ironic, literary stale popcorn & unfizzy soda for the masses.
Signed,
A Player Character
You can’t STUMP the TRUMP with FACTS and LOGIC so you make this CRAP! LOL!
SHUT UP LIBTARDIANS, FACTS DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS!
— MAGA Woman
MORE STEVE SMITH. LESS HAIR AND HAT. STEVE SMITH READ GOOD WITH WORDS!
-SINCERELY, NOT STEVE SMITH
FIRST FUCK ANYONE WHO DOESN’T love Donald Trump. Fuck this commie group of godless deviants. I pray everyday to our lord Jesus Christ that his humble servant Donald Trump will deport each and every one of you un-American snowflake cucks. My sister’s husband works in law enforcement and I HAVE informed him of this group. I have been monitoring all of you as much as possible and have several file folders full of screenshots of your anti american behavior. It’s all being documented and I will make sure each and everyone of you feels the full force of the Untied States Government coming down on you. And just remember Jesus may forgive you but I don’t. I’m watching.
Michael N.
My dearest editors,
HAIL SATAN!! ALL WILL BOW BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SATAN. FOR IT IS SATAN THAT SPLITS YOUR SPINE, AND CONSUMES YOUR SOUL. SATAN WILL CONTROL YOUR MIND AND PROJECT HIS MESSAGE UNTO THE UNASSUMING MASSES EVEN WHILE YOU THINK YOU LIVE TO REJECT HIS MESSAGE. EMBRACE SATAN, WHO’S PATH DOTH MAKE YOU SAD, THE POWER OF 666, THE TOOLSHED TO MAKE US ALL SUFFER FOR ETERNITY.
–Respectfully, Bill in Grand Rapids
and you are sent to prison to be raped by *******.
Clinton?
STEVE SMITH SUDDENLY VERY INTERESTED.
Hey Animal, there’s a Shoprite much closer to you in downtown Somerville. Also, is the neighborhood bar in Raritan Michael’s by any chance?
We’ve been going to the one in Somerville, and yes, Michael’s is a great neighborhood watering hole.
Check out the Tyrone Stackhouse Project, they play there often on Friday nights.
We’ve seen the signs, but Mrs. A and I are older folks, and rarely stay out that late. We’ll make an effort, though.
I was gang raped by 7 asterisks* once.
*OK, it seven times by one asterisk.
Obviously you enjoyed it if you stayed still for seven rounds. Therefore, not rape.
Please. Don’t. Stop.
Many rape victims orgasm multiple times*.
*And masturbate to the memory.
You’re one of the “chicks” Bernie was writing about, aren’t you?
And these were only the positive reviews!
OT: Teaching “the Devil’s Own Tongue”: The Challenges of Offering Japanese in a College Environment
https://infohost.nmt.edu/~armiller/japanese/devilstongue.htm
Enjoy!
Excellent, I’ll give it a read. This intrigues the Japanese Major in me.
I figured as much given your teaching desires.
Hmm. I wonder what his reappraisal after twenty years would be? I’d say Korean never really took off before Mandarin, and far more accessible resources thanks to the internet.
I saw that learning to read and write Japanese is, paradoxically, easier and more complex than it seems at first blush.
Easier in that, while one must memorize about 2,000 characters before attaining basic literacy, there are only 208 radicals – the basic building-block shapes which all characters are made up of. Once you have learned the 208 radicals it is easy to break down any character into shapes you already know.
But on the other hand almost all characters have more than one way to pronounce them. Which pronunciation to use depends on usage but even that is somewhat arbitrary. I say this make Japanese more difficult than Chinese because the lion’s share of characters have only one way to pronounce them in Chinese. The difference here is that as you are learning Chinese when you see a character you have learned you know how to pronounce it and it re-enforces in your mind. With Japanese, when you see a character you have learned you may be unsure of the pronunciation in the context you find it in – so this does not re-enforce in your mind. Not until you have learned a large number of characters AND developed a significant vocabulary of words using those characters (words generally use two or more characters in combination) does it begin to stick well.
Which pronunciation to use depends on usage but even that is somewhat arbitrary
Gawd that would be awful to learn! Good thing you dont have to ghoti for a pronunciation in English.
The English language took the easiest way to write a language and made it about as difficult as possible. For a non-native speaker learning to properly read and write English is about as difficult as Chinese. Spelling requires rote memorization which even native speakers have a hard time doing well.
God, I hope these are real.
Having dealt with the public… I can’t tell anymore.
Just what I was thinking.
That’s what I said to Winston’s mom.
I remember that!
Classic:)
For you.
That what I would have done:)
I totally crush on Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Yup.
Damn straight.
This is going to sound crazy but I too like attractive women who have a sense of humor, what are the odds?
I think Winston has been driven off.
Nah, he was around last night.
Ah, good! Then I guess it’s all good to get back on Winston’s Mom.
You might want to let me get off her first Spud.
Make it quick, or you’re going to be the meat in that sandwich.
Homey don’t play dat.
Good. I wouldn’t want to run off someone we don’t want gone.
Aww, I forgot to write a letter to the editor.
I would like to see the USA hat get more play…?
Yes! Tha Hat is my fave!
I came here ready to do battle with these letter writers, but I got nothing. They’re spot on. Have us pretty well pegged, to be sure.
Just stopped over at TOS. Weld still lame and comment section still gone to shit.
Inspired. Hilariously offensive in every dimension.
Bravo.
Why didn’t anyone tell me I could send in hate mail?
Because you would have.
You din’t axe.
What you did there was noticed…
What kind of libertarian are you?
Wait, trshmnster is SugarFree? Mythical Libertarian women are running the site? If I can make $12k in six weeks, why would I want to buy a Miata?
SugarFree’s fever dreams are very confusing…
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Because it’s funner to drive a slow car fast, than a fast car slow?
+1 pegging rpms in second gear.
I was also very confused as to why I got hate mail. Perhaps they think my Supreme overlordship gives me creative control over the style in which Trump poops in a cooler. By the way, we’re it up to me, it would be blood flecked, nearly black, and in a Coleman.
That was some grade A letter writing.
Is this supposed to help you get chicks? N
https://rockingthetees.com/inside?pr=BF25&s=hanes-5250&c=Black&p=FRONT
Bep bep bep-bep.
GLIBMANBAD?
Bep bep-bep bep.
It’s like reading Twitter without having to leave Glibs. What a time-saver!
Exactly what I was thinking about yesterday. Why would I get a Twitter account just so some psychos can mob my posts? Just read the dumb Tweets, talk about them here and get mobbed by aspie psychos.
*makes note to promote straffinrun to Major, as he gets the deeper purpose of this site.*
Off-topic and y’all probably already hit on this, but this got my noggin joggin’. What if the GOP just decided to ban CNN/NBC/ABC (insert any MSM here) from any Primary (maybe even General Election) Debates and just let the alt-media (ala Tim Pool, Joe Rogan, Styxhexenhammer, Dankula, Razorfist, etc.) moderate/air it?
http://thefederalist.com/2019/03/06/dnc-blacklisting-of-fox-news-proves-gop-needs-to-fight-media/
What an incredibly stupid thing for the DNC to do. They just refuse to learn anything from Trump’s win regardless of how much it hurts them. “Don’t give us free media coverage!” Good job.
I don’t think Hillary was on Fox once. She was running for President of a country, and decided to never appear on its most popular news channel.
This is news to me. Yep, stupid.
“But it’s a problem that exists so constantly as to be a crisis.”
That’s not what words mean.
What part of “The Stupid Party” do you not understand?
You’d think after Trump won the primaries the GOP would decide to just figure out at the convention which candidates to run like they used to. Not that it would help them win but they seem to be after party purity, a la the Libertarians.
My apologies if this has been already linked (and if it has not, I am dissapoint in you glibs). It is not everyday that the leader of a country tweets out a video of a dude fingering his ass and then giving a golden shower. We live in the best timeline.
https://mobile.twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1103069837876711425
Way to go. Banjos was saving that for tomorrow morning.
Too good to save, that is some hilarious shit. I like his tweet after that asking “what is a golden shower?”
Joking. That’s an awesome story.
I could easily see that being done as a joke by a Japanese comedian.
I was just texting it to a Brazilian buddy who was not as amused as I was by it. “I’m too emotionally and financially invested to find it as hilarious as you,” was his response.
What does it he say in the post? No comprende.
Não me sinto confortável em mostrar, mas temos que expor a verdade para a população ter conhecimento e sempre tomar suas prioridades. É isto que tem virado muitos blocos de rua no carnaval brasileiro. Comentem e tirem suas conslusões:
I don’t feel comfortable in showing this, but we have to show the truth to the population so that it is known and that you can then take your priorities. This is exactly what it going on in many street parties in a Brazilian carnival. Comment and make your conclusions.
Why wouldn’t the organizers of those street festivals stop that shit? I get the “we’re going to be openly homosexual” in response to years of oppression. I don’t get going to that extreme. They trying to revive homophobia?
A lot of crazy shit happens during Carnaval. I don’t think they really have any power to stop it. It’s not like this guy was on an official float or anything, he is on top of what looks like a bus stop. It’s likely in a major city (Rio?) and there is pandemonium going on all around this.
Good point. Either the gay community as a whole rejects that type of shit or they don’t. I just feel sorry for those who aren’t batshit crazy and have these nutjobs being the face of their movement. Whenever a white dude does something shitty here, I’m the first person to call out their behavior.
I suddenly remember Camille Paglia’s frequent raving about Carnaval and the hot chicks there. Keep an eye out for future commentary on this brain-fart.
I’m not seeing anything “movement” here. You can condemn idiot actions from a couple individuals without dragging an entire “community” into it.
It sucks, but it’s the world we live in. I don’t want to be the face of white people or Americans, but people think I am. I’m not here to educate the entire country on Americans or white people, but spending a few minutes to disabuse them of their misguided impressions is a small price to pay. Similar to the military guys that got so upset when that rape of an Okinawan girl happened. I know, you know and they know that it was an outlier, but the public doesn’t and bad actors made it a bigger story for political reasons.
Yeah, I’d take it as an individual nut job in an environment (Caranaval) that celebrates decadence rather than representative of anything.
I’m more shocked that the President of the country tweeted it out than it actually happening.
Bolsonaro chose to post that video and not of heterosexuals doing fucked up shit in public for a reason. I’m sure he could’ve found examples of straight people doing crazy shit in public at carnaval. Shock the normies is my guess. Maybe I’m being presumptuous, but I’ve seen this type of manipulation of the public here too many times especially in the way they treat the Chinese people living here.
Bolsonaro is a known homophobe for sure. He has made a number of anti gay statements. Brazil had the terrible choice of a socialist or a hardcore social conservative. I think there were a fair amount of people that voted for him due to economic or safety reasons (violent crime in Brazil is out of control) and held their nose about his negatives.
Doesn’t Carnaval make Mardi Gras look like a Baptist ice cream social? I mean, that looks to me like whackadoo performance art, and/or people under the influence of hard drugs. But I thought that was the point of Carnaval.
Does the country shut down for Carneval?
He was getting a golden shower. Fake News!
Enjoy some live GBV from 2002.
Awesome. They’re playing here this summer. Def going to that.
Intersectionality is what happens when Banality gets T-boned at an intersection.
https://mobile.twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1103069837876711425
Heh. Need more coffee.
https://twitter.com/TheTalkCBS/status/1103354812056260609
People need to get a life.
Just waiting for the struggle sessions over and about casting for the role of Naomi Osaka.
Sadly, I doubt the movie will go anywhere within 10 miles of anything controversial. But that would be epic.
Maybe he could use makeup to darken his face a bit?
Lol
Oh goody.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tlaib-says-shell-introduce-articles-of-impeachment-against-trump-this-month
You have no idea how much popcorn I’ve got stuck in my teeth in the last two weeks.
It’s only going to get better.
By colleagues, she just means only the other Justice Democrats or whatever clique she is part of in the HoR, right?
She’s off her nut. Watching Pelosi scramble to get her and her pals to STFU is something else.
DNC thought they would have an easy time beating Trump, not committing death by suicide. Lol.
This is wonderful
Lol.
I spat out some coffee, what a painting.
Who’s the dude between moobs and the corpse?
Schiff?
Yeah, could be. Do you suppose Trump is praying for some hookers that won’t blab to the media?
Is that Baby Jesus he’s praying too? Ricky Bobby approves.
It’s between this and American Gothic for best American painting ever.
Um, Robert Deyber would like a word about his Bad Hare Day series.
They should hang that up next to the podium where the presidential press briefings are held.
Large and prominent at a Trump campaign rally.
Three locations
A billboard along the 101 as it enter San Francisco.
Covering a wall on either Houston or Canal Street in Manhattan
On a billboard on I-5 southbound near the “Welcome to Oregon” sign.
Hire the guy to paint a mural along the entire wall.
Perfect! On both sides for sure.
Only missed opportunity I see is that Waren should be holding the Cherokee Nations flag not the EU one.
I disagree. She isn’t a Cherokee and has been kind of taking a dump on them (IMHO). The EU flag is perfect.
I was going with the trolling aspect but point taken.
And wearing a feather headdress.
Well they did put all the black people in the back.
I wonder how many people have posted that to Facebook without trying to be funny.
The crowd cheering when he put on that bomber jacket for the first time was deafening.
I’m confused about what he’s doing though. Praying to a doll? Is it supposed to be symbolic of something? Art is not my strong suit.
That is good, but he should’ve given Warren this.
Crap, refresh before sending. Refresh before sending.
Well, they could have given Waters this, anyway.
The Hair is becoming a typical, normal everyday type red-blooded American male stereotype – big-mouthed, obnoxious, and a know-it-all.
I figured it’s because SF sometimes mixes up who says what.
Just breathing the fumes of all the booze in that oval office will do that.
Local news to be sure, but this was near my area and it’s really, really sad. Brace yourselves for a dick punch. The article is in Japanese, but from what I was able to gather, it’s about a found recently born baby girl that was left to die in a toilet.
https://www.toonippo.co.jp/articles/-/159157
I had to deal with that situation back in the early ‘80s. Single, poor black woman living in Section 8 housing. Delivered the full term baby in the toilet and waited 30 minutes before calling 911.
I’m sorry you had to deal with that. I can’t imagine being there.
I have two pictures in my head to this day. One of the newborn baby in the toilet, and the other of the profound look of humiliation and grief on the mother’s face.
Good. No matter how awful her situation was, nothing justifies murdering a child. Understanding of what she did? OK, but no way am I removing agency from her.
*Not that you removed agency, Spud. You just see that trend happening all too often.
I didn’t have much sympathy when I walked out the door. It’s one of those situations where I absolutely condemn what she did, but I understood it. There were alternatives but the “human condition” is not as clean and concise as we would like it to be. Sadly to say, I have worse examples.
No thanks. I still want to cling to that last shred of faith i have in humanity.
I’ve got those stories too. Like I said, “the human condition is not as clean and concise as we would like it to be”. ?
There is no good that you can imagine that is not part of the human condition; there is no evil that you can imagine that is not part of the human condition. The fact that you can imagine it means it is in us. We went to the moon in the same generation that we built Auschwitz.
Solzhenitsyn. Line of good and evil in all of us.
Is that your turn of phrase? If so, you are a poet. Either way, I think I need to steal that.
Feel free to use it as you wish.
Crimony.
Thank you for sharing, Spud. Apologies for bringing up rough memories.
Don’t worry about me. I’ve dealt with my demons and I’m doing fine. We have many thousands of veterans and public safety members who are not so lucky.
Anyone who has to deal with the really evil stuff gets scarred. It is one of the things (along with the corruption of power) that leads to some of the really awful behavior of prosecutors and cops.
Funny how the people rushing their sick and injured children to Bagram, where we had the best hospital in the whole of Afghanistan bothered more than anything else I saw or went through. The docs were all PTSD zombies within 120 days. The medics at the front gate…I couldn’t do their job for all the gold in Zurich.
Luckily, I can’t read Japanese.
Very lucky in this case.
That is a bizarre story. “The head of what looked like a newborn’s head was seen in the toilet…” Doesn’t say who saw the head and called the ambulance. Umbilical cord still attached. Heartbreaking.
Just showed the wife that story and the only thing we can come up with is that a family member must have been the one to discover it. Can you imagine going in to take your morning dump and finding that?
I can’t, especially not after having helped my sister take care of her first kid when she was still unmarried, unemployed, and living at my old house with the rest of us.
Yeah, those are sad. When I was a law clerk, one of the cases was this girl (17? Maybe) who had her baby, put it in a garbage bag to suffocate, and thrown it in the dumpster. Just like those stories of people who drown kittens in sacks. Just revolting. She was prosecuted for murder, and IIRC her defense was “I didn’t know what it was”. Like, bitch, you knew. You don’t carry a full-term baby and not know.
They told me not to look at the pics, since I was pregnant at the time, and I didn’t. But they were said to be horrifying.
A man after my own heart. At least with the vengeance…not the gardening:
The cartoons don’t get any hate-mail? I now feel despondent.
“…my emotional support vole won’t come out from under the futon.”
Heh.
So, to see if life imitates Art I googled “emotional support vole”.
Didn’t find that but I found a ton of sites like this:
https://myesadoctor.com/?gclid=CjwKCAiA_P3jBRAqEiwAZyWWaL7arkXaLkjSfV0eFR8I5Ol1IqX7A0AjF2TkLcXn_-kCxmWbRixUCBoCx14QAvD_BwE
TL/DNR : sends us money and we’ll send you a Dr-signed support animal certification.
Emotional support animals are not a scam nosiree.
MangoLA
*dons Swiss glasses and narrows gaze*
I love Yeti coolers–all American
Someone hasn’t been keeping up. Yetis are on the unAmerican list these days.
DORJE SMITH?
Am I the last to see this?
https://twitter.com/simpsonsfilms
Simpson stills showing “they did it first” vs. movies.
Some of these are great:
Heathers: https://twitter.com/simpsonsfilms/status/907219542556004352
Drive: https://twitter.com/simpsonsfilms/status/976136570389565440
Off the grid luxury living in the UK.
I am loving this guy’s channels.
Er, channel. Videos. Whatever.
Hey! We got a little too heavy here. You’re all Tulpa and fuck you with a rusty chainsaw.
Take everything in life with a box of Kosher salt(the Joohs told me to say that). There’s plenty of bullshit going on in the world, but it’s not nearly as bad as those that make money off bad news would like you to think it is. Stay vigilant, stay skeptical, and by all means, make sure the means for intoxication are available when the derp gets too heavy. But by all means, enjoy life. There has never been a better time to be alive than right now.
Sometimes I really wonder why I wake up in the morning. So I looked it up. Turns out: hormones.
So you didn’t pay her?
Like she’s ever getting out of the crawlspace.
This is how you get to live in your own private revenge horror flick.
Hey, he’s being good to her! Crawlspace is way better than a People Under the Stairs!
People Under The Stairs?
That PUTS link has lead me down a smooth-ass path of original samples as well as a dope cover.
That first link should have been this
So you didn’t write that one, narrowing it down one by one…
Ah, Hair may lack the hormonal stew, but it is subservient to it. Sentient Hair would have no choice but to attempt to deal with the hormonal changes thrust upon it.
I’m just as confused about canon as anyone else, are SF and I Marvel movies and Marvel TV? Or are we DC movies and the DCEU? Perhaps we’re just Image and no one cares…
Dagummit, the DC one should be ‘Or are we the DCEU and the Arrowverse?’ Fucked up my nerd cred on that.
Discretely shitting eagles = 10+
The rest….4.
4.2, maybe.
Shitting Eagles isn’t as good as not shitting.
Is that a koan, or, something?
Hashtag Question Mark
& the Mysterians?
I. Can’t. Sleep.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-wSEtbnpnI
Sleep… sober?
*sighs, looks at clock*
I’m sorry to hear you can’t get no sleep.
He’s just trying to get to Brooklyn.
No sleeep
So-
Perusing the IJ’s newest yt video, when I notice this comment:
Liberty Smith???
Folks, life as we glibs know it has come full circle.
AND, BY COME FULL CIRCLE, MEAN….
(you fill in the blanks-I’m not enacting any more of your emotional labor)
Of course, the oldest recorded SMITH was COPPER SMITH, who was born sometime during the Bronze Age and was responsible for the Rape of the Sabine Women.
It really is sad I come up with these great ideas late when no one is around. If I were this drunk when the post about new SMITHS went up COPPER SMITH would probably have an article up by next week. Sad.
And, really…”sad”?? It should have been “Sad!!”
You are the animated voice of #45 around these parts. OK, the curator of his voice…
Sad!!
I am the voice of his Hat and Hair…
So, I’m technically correct, then.
Best kind, and all that…
Also, I guess now my twitter is my chance to actually write lines for Donald. Like that freeloader SugarFree gets to do.
Chopped lever, here?
I thought even you had abandoned me. I’m very insecure.
You have Liberty Smith; some company, indeed.
I’m here for a tidge, till my sleep meds kick in.
No need for sleep meds on my part. My religion allows me partake in alcohol, a sound sleep will soon embrace me like Donald does the Flag…
New avatar, Mo?
Heh…
Mojo JOJO!
That’s a dirty lie! Neanderthal Smith was before him and is responsible for putting Neanderthal DNA into modern humans. And by put, mean rape.
I said ‘earliest recorded’ I’m not Ancestry.com, I’m not going to make assertions based on bad science.
(oddly enough, the criterion that species are animals that can reproduce with viable offspring is SEXIST! as Jills (female mules) and female Ligers have been known to reproduce, while the males have have been consistently infertile. This is the ‘reason’ given why Neanderthals could be a separate species while still mating with humans. Teh Patriarchy Strikes Again!
Ah! So, an example of art constructing reality, huh?
It makes me sad that we have to fabricate hate mail.
Yeah, it recently popped into my head – I wondered if any/many people still over at TOS know/cares about this site. Does it bother them? I wonder what the general opinion of this site would be over there. But then I truly don’t GAF either way so the thought kinda passed.
The prevailing view are that it’s a bunch of children who apparently couldn’t handle the razor sharp wit and stone cold facts presented by the likes of Shreek and Tony, so we took are toys elsewhere to create an echo chamber.
The comment section is a total shit show these days, where 80 percent of the posts are trolls and 19 percent are people trying to engage/debate the trolls. All heat, no light.