Okay, just kidding. I didn’t have to make bail. I’ve just been busy fixing both of my cars, and having all of the HVAC ductwork in my house replaced. Sadly, all of my hooker and blow money is now gone. How the hell is your Thursday?

Wow. I don’t know what to say about this. Florida Cop convicted of attempted murder, manslaughter for shooting a man. Surely this is great day for actual justice when a cop can be tried and convicted the same as any other person who drives the wrong way up an exit ramp, jumps out of a car with no police markings on it, never identifies himself as a police officer, and shoots a person.

Banning speech is always wrong. Doxing is a trollistic thing to do, but let’s not make bad law to stop assholes from being assholes.

Who are we missing today?

There was a joke that was old when I was starting to drive in Houston that Texas drivers take the speed limit as a challenge, not a rule.

At least he died with someone touching his dick.

Wow, I listened to this album about a billion times in high school.