This transmission is classified. Failure to comply is punishable by nuclear detonation within a hurricane, under the Americans with Disabilities Act Section III, Subpart E, 36.506.
—Royal Palace. Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
”My friend. I need you to understand there is a certain protocol, my friend.”
”Well. Lets get on with it. What are the rules for visiting the king of towelheads?”
”The first rule. There is no smoking, my friend. Put that out. Unless his excellency invites you to do so, or if he takes a puff on his pipe—not once, not twice, but thrice.”
”Ok”
“The second rule, my friend. Do not touch his excellency. Unless he first touches you. If he chooses to hold your hand, you may not let go until he lets go. Do not hold on after he lets go, my friend.”
”You want me to hold hands? What the hell?”
”His Excellency may greet you with a manly embrace, my friend. Greet him in return, like this.”
The Royal Vizier grabbed the ungainly gentleman and kissed both his cheeks.
”What kind of gay shit is this?”
”Do not imply in any way His Excellency is a Zionist, my friend.”
”But you want me hold his hand and make out with him?”
”Do not imply he has relations with the whore, Lindsey Lohan. He is very discerning about who he keeps in his harem, my friend.”
”Sounds like he’s into dudes.”
“Try not to say “please,” so much but do say “thank you” and “my friend” a lot. To the point where such words seem to have no meaning. Its an Arab thing.“
“Thank you. Lets get this gay shit out of the way, my friend. How’s that?”
“Finally, a warning. His Excellency may or may not have Tourette’s Syndrome.”
”Wait…what?”
This transmission is classified. Failure to comply is punishable by nuclear detonation within a hurricane, under the Americans with Disabilities Act Section III, Subpart E, 36.506.
“Your Excellency, my friend. Thank you, my friend, for allowing me to speak with you, my friend, on such short notice…my friend.” The ungainly man began. He was dressed in a cheap suit, heavily sweat-stained from being outside in Riyadh for the better part of the morning”
”Why yes my friend. Anything for my American diplomat friends, my friend.” The king pulled out a long pipe and took three long puffs. The American pulled out a cigarette in kind.
-slap-
“NO SMOKING INFIDEL”
“Hey, but that guy said—“
”I’m sorry, my friend. I did not mean that.”
”…You slapped me.”
The king walked over and gave the sweaty man a hug.
”I’m sorry, I don’t want to kiss you.”
“You must return His Excellency’s manly embrace” the Royal Vizier whispered.
”But I don’t want to. No means no…my friend.”
-slap-
“DEATH TO AMERICA”
”What did he do that for? The American asked the Vizier.
He just shrugged.
“Look, I need to talk to you about your oil production facility. SPACE SMITH entered our solar system and raped your oil fields.”
–slap–
“NOT SPACE SMITH”
The American again looked at the Vizier. “Is this his Tourette’s?” The Vizier just shrugged.
”American man, Bolton say the Persian pig-dogs send drone to blow up oil field. We take good care of Houthi rebels and send them package filled with the fleas of a thousand camels.” The king replied. By fleas of a thousand camels—MEAN RAPE.
”Wait, what?”
“American man, Bolton say Persian pig-dogs easy to defeat with purchase of American weapons. By defeat—MEAN RAPE.”
”Bolton is a retard, thats why he got fired. Why are you listening to him?” The American asked.
“American man, Bolton is a good man. We see eye to eye on Persian pig-dogs. Bolton take hard line on Persian pig-dogs. By take hard line–MEAN RAPE.”
“Now you are scaring me.” The American replied. “You can keep telling the world Iran backed rebels blew up your oil facility. In fact I encourage that.”
“I like you, my friend. I want you to be my friend, my friend. I encourage you to be my friend. By encourage–MEAN RAPE.”
“What?”
–slap–
“NOT SPACE SMITH”
“No, it was SPACE SMITH. He raped your oil facility, and he’ll do it again. It’s an ancient evil scouring the universe raping everything in it’s path.”
–slap–
“You think I don’t know that?” Mohammad Bin Salman asked quietly.
“What? No. SPACE SMITH is a state secret.”
“The secret is out, my friend.”
The king then gave the sweaty man a hug. A long hung. He kept hugging the fat, sweaty man that reaked of unfiltered camels and tandoori.
“You can stop this at any time.”
The king whispered into the American’s ear…
“SPACE SMITH, NEVER STOP”
“What?”
“COME WITH ME TO RECEPTION HALL”
“What, no…you are surprisingly strong…” He looked at the Vizier, who was now waving.
“You must return His Excellency’s manly embrace…”
“HALALALALALALALALALALALAL”
This transmission is classified. Failure to comply is punishable by nuclear detonation within a hurricane, under the Americans with Disabilities Act Section III, Subpart E, 36.506.
“The kin[g] then gave the sweaty man a hug. A long hung. He kept hugging the fat, sweaty man that reaked of unfiltered camels and tandoori.”
Only this place could ruin a sex scene with a bearded, doubtlessly hairy arab guy.
gay sex scene…
derp.
Seriously, though. Well-done SPACE.
Circumcised tho?
Yes, that is a requirement of both Islam and Judaism.
I didn’t want to assume. ?
One cannot be picky, particularly at my age. I lucked out in that my first sexual encounter ever was with an uncircumcised guy (Army dependent born overseas). Ruined me for life, I tells you. Several years later he told me that he had gotten circumcised before marriage because he wanted to be “perfect” for his bride. I cried.
Wow, that kinda bites.
I think I see what you did there, and since it was you it was probably deliberate. [giggles]
Heh.
Lindsay Lohan is reportedly ‘getting close’ to the crown prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammad bin Salman, who has been accused of ordering the 2018 murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
According to Page Six, the prince has been flying the actress around in his jets and has even given her a credit card.
The two met a year ago at a Formula One Grand Prix race and have been forming a friendship ever since, sources told the news outlet.
He should be able to do better.
Union rules forbid me from talking shit about a fellow slut.
One thing I noticed while I was in that part of the world, culturally they are about ten years behind so in theory him bagging
Lindsey Lohan is quite the prize.
Back then she was a catch. Now? Nope.
Push comes to shove, I have my doubts you or anyone else here is actually going to kick her out of the bedroom.
What you did there; I sees it, I does…
I dunno, unless you’ve already need a prescription for Valtrex you may want to give her a pass.
Yeah.
My impression as well. She has been “rode hard and put away wet” to put it in ranch parlance.
But kudos to her that she can still work it at her age and mileage.
Yeah, I give the girl props for partying on.
do say “thank you” and “my friend” a lot
Interesting. My neighborhood Bosnian immigrant baker does this a lot, too. I suppose I should start reciprocating. He’s nice and his food is top notch.
It’s little details like this that add depth to a story, and you just slipped that in all subtle-like.
Not-sad Pat: Chiefs 33 Ravens 28 FINAL.
Ravens made a pretty exciting push for a comeback though. Enough to keep it interesting!!
Sadly, I am at church. My husband was watching the game on his phone undeneath the hymnal.
/heathens
Pictured: Mojeuax at church.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7rtji4wRQBk
I was picturing this.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/67/9f/7f/679f7f0f83f3d68cf10a826d6a17f1b0.jpg
I should have known better than to open thst at church. I was sitting between my mother and my daughter. ???
Oops! Lol:)
Eddie isn’t here to defend himself.
Lol!
That’s Mr. Mojeaux all right!!!
I was reading glibs and proofreading Cuntes & Cods on my Kindle.
What a Turdstack my Senator is.
Not meant as a reply to Mojeaux…
LOL Tangentially apropos.
Sigh… I wonder if he tweeted that at church too.
You stayed on topic, that’s the important thing.
Mittens!
Kinda true though.
I’m not contesting that. Correct me if was wrong. But wasn’t Sen Romeny all about the concern of the Russian collusion. But not much concern about the wiretapping of a Trumps Campaign?
Never mind. Just reading the link about the state department initiating the investigation.
Mittens still believe if he sucks enough cocks at the DC cocktail parties, he’ll be rehabilitated into a honored statesman. Not surprising. Self-brainwashing runs in the family.
How long til he switches parties ?
Switching Parties in a Utah Statewide race? Even for Romney, that would be political Suicide.
To illustrate. I think the last Democrat to win a statewide race in Utah was Scott Matheson in 1981 for Governor.
I have a question. Why can’t the president’s private attorney ask the Ukraine about his political rival? A president’s people can’t conduct opposition research now? The only issue is whether his authority as a president was used to coerce.
*fist-bumps Mo*
^5
Lamar Jackson found out it is harder to play from behind than it is to play from ahead.
One thing I have found annoying about football is the tendencies of pundits to crown somebody as the next BIG thing after 1 game or even 2 or 3. Give the leagues some time to figure things out and then we can talk.
Of course that works for a lot of pundits outside of football (AOC).
A QB needs about 1.5 seasons at a high level before I believe that he’s got staying power – too many one season wonders, especially among the run-heavy guys.
Man, I wish I still subscribed to a newspaper other than WSJ so that I can find out: Is Cal ranked this week?
Thanks to their biased referees.
Still First In Space
Up 7, nice.
Yes, they remain rank.
Sick burn.
In honor of the Buffalo Bills undefeated record, I’m celebrating by finally buying myself a Bluetooth Speaker Butt Plug
What a deal!
You realize that we expect a detailed, cringeworthy review. And which lucky Glib gets to DJ that set?
Sorry – a lady never tells.
It’s all about that (B)ass.
WTF?
Hey look, I scrolled down and learned a new word. Squart!
*giggles*
Oh hey! I saw you tried a claw. Thread was dead when I got back. Thanks for doing that.
It was a Truly, but there is a 12 pack of the Claw too. I decided to try a smaller serving, in case I wanted to pour it out. (Alcohol Abuse) Nah, I would have spiked it until it was drinkable. Thanks for encouragement.
My God.
Prepositions and determiners, do we really need them? I dunno.
/TARDIS
Prepositions and determiners, do we really need them? I dunno.
Not really,
Dear Glibbers, I say we follow noted comedian (and Jewish racist) Air Shaffir’s lead, and instead of having a “sober October” contest we have a “So Bombed October” contest.
We will come up with a prize other than bragging rights – maybe direct access to HM’s hard drive? – and we will be judging strictly on the honor system.
Thoughts?
I was thinking of actually doing the sober thing, just to lose some weight. Wife just started diet #416, so my weekends been great!
Legit LOL.
Keto allows hard liquor…
Since I keep to <50g-carb/day, and Milwaukee's Beast Diet only has 3.5g/can…..
My little wagon did go off the rails over some Mrs. Fields chocolate chip cookies. That bitch makes a solid cookie.
I’ve seen keto chocolate chip cookies on Amazon.
That crap is too pricey. Id rather do without, and then binge on the good stuff every 6-8 months like a junkie fresh out of rehab.
I hear ya. I can make a mean batch of low carb chocolate chip muffins at home for cheap.
I usually skip using the oven during the summer. Almost back to baking season.
I don’t bake in the summer, but still roast veggies. I just use the toaster oven. It makes a huge difference in the summer
I made the mistake of buying some Adkins candy bars once. For sweetener they use maltitol. I’ve never had gas like that in my life. Don’t recommend.
Atkins or Meijer-brand bars dont bother me. Then again, Ive been doing this since last August, so possibly Ive adjusted.
YMMV
Tequila is the least bad booze for you. Also goes down too easy, dammit.
And I’m talking about the decent 100% Agave stuff, not the cheap industrial vodka into which a milliliter of agave nectar has been dropped so that it can be labelled tequila.
I assume you mean taste wise.
Otherwise, the calorie count of most 80 proof liquors is about the same.
It’s because Agave contains fructose unlike grape-derived alcohols.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glycemic_index
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila
I miraculously keep losing a pound or two a week just cutting back a little on alcohol and only eating when I’m hungry, not “now it’s breakfast—must eat. Now it’s lunch—must eat. Now must plan delicious dinner”
Nah, I am not a member of the clean plate club.
lol
8 weeks so far for me.
I went from 192 to 183 (averaged for water fluctuations) eating whatever the hell I want. Eating 2 double cheeseburgers is still better than 6 beers.
Good on you, PM.
Thanks.
Downside: It’s really hard to fall asleep.
Inspiring!
I’m game.
I’ve been cutting back on booze, but I’m still intrigued.
Bees are sooo last year, get ready for the Next Greatest Freakout Fad
That makes my day. Birds are assholes.
Well yeah…they keep building those windmills. Windmills kill birds.
Good. I’m tired of those fuckers shitting on my car.
^
The number of birds in the United States and Canada has declined by 3 billion, or 29 percent, over the past half-century, scientists find.
Which ones and why? And do windmills and solar farms have anything to do with this?
It’s more useful if they don’t answer the detailed questions. And they have no intention of doing that.
“Silent Spring” by Rachel Carson ignited the whole eco-panic movement. She was wrong then, she is wrong now, and has never been called to task for it by the MSM.
Finding Your Dad’s Porn – Anthony Jeselnik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaXWG0fBYuk
Damn, that’s rough.
Could be worse
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/08/magazine/my-dad-the-pornographer.html
I had a relative that ran a porn site. The relative didn’t correctly identify the site’s niche or market the site well. The site folded.
And since I’m still rocking out. I don’t imagine the neighbors value my sound system very much. But apparently my cat does. I found her laying on the receiver. She also sits in front of the fridge. I assume it is because they give off heat.
Yup, I’m certain it’s the heat. Dearly departed George Kitteh (**SNIFF!**), when he wasn’t draped across the back of the sofa thwapping Mr. GT on the side of the head with his tail, liked to hunker down in front of the vent in the corner of the living room. (We desperately need another kitteh, but Mr. GT says he isn’t ready yet.)
I had a cat that would sit on my $800 drafting monitor back in the 90’s. It wasn’t a problem until he puked in it.
My mom’s fat old yellow tabby George did have a preference besides heat. He would lie down directly in front of the speaker for classical or Enya, but other songs sent him fleeing.
(Confesses to having listened to Enya as a teen)
I still listen to some Enya – mostly the super-Irish tracks.
Are you familiar with her early album, the Celts? Was the soundtrack to a documentary series.
Yep, I had that long ago. It didn’t survive my transition to digital, so I probably didn’t like it enough. I should check it out again.
If he chooses to hold your hand, you may not let go until he lets go. Do not hold on after he lets go, my friend.
I always found that interesting with the exchange students — the ones from the most actually, no-shit, throw the fags off the rooftop, Islamic shitholes were also the ones who practiced the closest personal male closeness. But those thobe-wearing, hand-holding mofos would get mad pussy.
My personal social media experiences with these guys is very awkward and formulaic.
Islamic Shithole Exchange Student:
1) “I love you, hot daddy bear.”
2) Sends nude selfie showing penis and torso, and revealing that college-age boy is already obese and has never done an honest day’s work in his life.
3) Crudely expresses desire to be sodomized by aforementioned hot daddy bear.
4) Demands date.
Closing the EM tag.
I um…I don’t edit fairy.
Incidentally, I don’t dance either. I doubt thats related.
Charlie dont surf !
You can Dance if you want to…
Are you suggesting I am no friend of yours?
You’re going to get left behind.
I don’t dance either. Except when I’m extremely drunk, and that’s never a good thing.
Closing tags are for fairies.
Did you give him a date?
More like “them,” rather than “him.” And, no. Ewww…
Seriously, the obvious lack of sexual experience combined with a sense of lifelong indolence and entitlement is extremely off-putting to me. Give me that homegrown redneck boy from whatever gene pool who is struggling at community college while working a shit job, or two.
I get that. I thought you might have been in it for a hate fuck.
Ewww, no. One of the “hard” rules I have is never fuck anyone totally closeted and obviously self-loathing. And we all know that “self-loathing” in this case does not mean conservative, but rather in some sort of denial state where you are totally trolling for DBC while in denial that you are a total bottom boy trolling for DBC.
Daddy Bear 8======D, for all you straight guys.
My only interaction was with a Qa’Tari man named “Mo.” He was selling construction equipment, so I was asked to accomoany to make sure the electrical equipment they were selling was to spec.
He talked about Rani Float, for an hour (seriously) before we got around to talking business. He was fully clothed in western attire.
https://www.amazon.com/Float-Peach-Fruit-Drink-240ml/dp/B01LXVJCF1
Q: How do you get a muslim to drink?
A: Offer him a drink.
Q: How do you get a muslim to not drink?
A: Offer him a drink in the presence of another muslim.
Also works for Baptists, etc.
My Persian former boss and I used to drink Scotch together on business trips. He was pleasantly surprised when I joined him and his counterparts in smoking a cigar.
He slapped me on the back and, on the return trip after I had made him look good to the Navy, he gave me his First Class seat.
Non-Arab Muslims seem significantly less uptight as individuals.
I was in Qa’Tar at the time. Qa’Tar is a dry country …for normal people.
Why does the NFL only broadcast one afternoon football game? I’m watching the Chargers on CBS, who I hate, I assume because it’s my in market game. Why isn’t Fox carrying a game in my market?
Cause they suck.
Is it that simple or is there some formula in the contract with the NFL that determines this?
I’m sure it has to do with Direct TV contract. I also know sometimes they’ll blackout a local game to try and push ticket sales to the game. I rarely get to see my Vikings here in Columbus unless I go out. Should have gone out today.
Not sure but it’s always been that way. Only one network gets a doubleheader each week.
I believe the tv networks are also involved in this.
Games are on cbs, nbc, and fox.
https://www.sportsmediawatch.com/nfl-tv-schedule-2019-fox-nbc-cbs-espn-tnf-snf-mnf/
It could be worse. I’m in the Atlanta ‘burbs. To go along with not having an NHL team, I am supposed to give a crap about the Falcants?
Oh well, at least we have Atlanta Unite…never mind.
You should be able to get the Rams later.
All you missed were the Eagles shitting the bed again.
Fubo on Roku for the win!
I’ve got my eye on that, if/when an alternate high-speed internet provider comes to my street.
My wife has discovered T Swizzle’s work 15 years after everyone else. Help.
I envy her.
It get’s better…
Then it gets far worse.
Tell here she’s hip, street and beautiful. Beg for a lapdance…
https://youtu.be/AyiJ_vx9-rw
https://youtu.be/El32mxJDOEs
But will it actually get released?
Idk. It looks interesting though. It’s full of irony and humor and shit.
Don’t forget gratuitous shots. Crap, you can’t even call them upskirts because the anime/furry girls aren’t wearing proper skirts.
Panchira, not upskirt. Panchira is used for glimpses of panties, skirts aren’t required.
Sensei or straff or tejicano or one of the other surprisingly large number of Japanese fluent glibs will have to supply the proper moon runes.
Whoa, thanks for that. A lot of the gays like anime, but they are not attuned to fine distinctions like this.
Happy to help. I’ve learned enough about the fine distinctions in gay cultures from years of reading posts from you and other gay glibs to confuse and sorely disappoint several men, glad I could teach you one of the finer points of sexuality.
I would be embarrassed to release work with that many gratuitous panty shots in it. Completely, abjectly embarrassed. All the way to the bank.
https://archive.li/VoJ1g/ac30a3a9bdba4fcf13dac48f0b759008e7d8e8ad
That’s a lot more explicit than the anime clips.
But good on the photog for high production values and tasteful, yet restrained show-through of mons veneris and the ‘toe.
That’s the note I try to hit in my own work, only obvs more masculine and with ‘printing’ of a different sort of genitalia.
The Dallas Broncos beat the spread, while beating Miami 31-6.
Just got back from the documentary bio Linda Ronstadt: The Sound of My Voice. Highly recommend. I was never a huge fan, though I used to sing “Long Long Time” with the ol’ trio. This drove home to me how versatile she was and that she sang in many of my favorite musical genres – folk/rock, straight-up rock (doc includes her singing “Willin'” and “Tumbling Dice”), Gilbert & Sullivan (one of my secret guilty pleasures,) and Great American Songbook. Lotsa other musical greats putting in their $0.02 about her. Very touching scene at end of her from this year, singing (such as she can any more) canciones with a nephew and a cousin.
I came home & downloaded the entire collection of songs she recorded with Dolly & Emmylou, and am grooving on ’em at this moment.
I love her Nelson Riddle albums, have liked them since they came out (I was a teenager). They gave me a weird sense of having “arrived” and having class.
My first musical passion, as a teen, was The Manhattan Transfer. (I wanted nothing more than to be Laurel Masse.) This was when most classmates were listening to Kiss or Ohio Players. I was a weirdo.
I’ve always been a weirdo musically. I liked Allman Brothers, Skynyrd, Marshall Tucker band, Charlie Daniels, Atlanta Rhythm Section and every other southern/country rock band I could find. Linda was all over the radio when I was a kid. I liked a lot of her stuff, but wouldn’t have admitted it then. She was too mainstream back then. Same/same with ELO.
That’s exactly the stuff my husband’s former band played.
He’s still heartbroken that the move to California forced him to quit the band.
Southernexpressbandmn.com, electronic press kit, if you’re curious. They were good.
I was 10 when I delevoped that taste. I used to listen to Kasey Kasem on a little clock radio. It was an early digital with the rolodex style numbers. Some of the hits he played were country rock and I realized I liked them and started hunting that music.
That band seems like my kinda stuff. If they ever play out west, I’d be into seeing them. Thanks.
Yes! 1985 is around when I found Manhattan Transfer.
I found ’em in August of ’75, when they had a four-week summer replacement series for Cher’s variety show. Geez, I feel old!
Now I know how old you are, MJ.
51.
New Age too – I love this album and her voice is amazing on it.
Intriguing! They didn’t mention this. Will have to look for it. Thanks!
A caveat: she doesn’t sing any actual words. It’s a synth-heavy version of Glass’s usual stuff with her doing occasional ethereal shrieking.
Is Warren Zevon (writer of Poor, Poor Pitiful Me, and Hasten Down the Wind) featured?
Sadly, no. I’d forgotten about that connection.
Now I’m going to get drunk and listen to Warren and meditate on my own mortality. Party at Tonio’s house.
FWIW, I could have been Warren’s body double back in the day.
Have a sandwich and enjoy it.
^Thread Winner!!1!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enjoy_Every_Sandwich%3A_The_Songs_of_Warren_Zevon
Nope, just followed the link and he’s not there. Dammit. But Jackson Browne is. And I’m not hating on JB, but they were pretty much at the same place in the whole seventies music business hierarchy — singer/songwriters who had a couple of hits covered by others, a few second-string albums.
Running on Empty remains one of my favorite albums of all time (easily personal Top 5).
I love Bonnie Raitt’s cover of JB’s “My Opening Farewell.” (As mentioned in previous post’s comments, I’m a sucker for sad songs.)
I like the song. And some of his other hits.
My first concert in my whole life was Jackson Browne at the Santa Barbara bowl. Later that year, I saw Santana, Bonnie Raitt and the Allman Bros There.
I have a weak spot for JB’s Lawyers in Love, because of my later career arc.
I don’t go to the movies anymore, but I’ll check that out when it’s available for home viewing.
We almost never go out to movies – back in the day, Mr. GT worked at a film rental place (long before home video) and had to sit in a booth watching returned stock to check for damage. Says he lost count of how many times he had to watch Bridge on the River Kwai. Put him off going to movies. But seeing this was his idea.
Imma buy it when it comes out on Blu-Ray.
Actual *film* rental? Srsly? Whoa…
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/974601805/the-last-blockbuster
Yup. Back when a church or club would rent a film to show in the basement/multipurpose room.
I would like to take this opportunity to point out that Mr. GT is a lot older than I am. Thank you.
I remember there was always “that guy” who would get invited to bachelor parties only because he had and actual film projector (8mm or 16mm) and a bunch of reels of porn.
You kids get the fuck off my lawn.
We get Blu-Ray rentals too.
“It’s speculated that Trump was heavily influenced by Tel Aviv in his decision to pull out of the deal which is universally seen as a good thing for global security.”
Speculated. By people who are familiar with Trump’s thinking or by unnamed sources without first hand knowledge?
“Universally seen”
I disagree. Me. So it’s not universal.
Yeah, I didnt point that out. Seen by whom? Hell the Iranians don’t even see it as that.
That is just one big steaming pile.
JOOOOOOOOZ!
Slutty Sunday wants to be your special friend.
http://archive.li/GAJdn
1 needs to keep her feet off my dash, but 6 can do whatever the fuck she wants.
And 10…holy shit….
Crew neck vs. Turtle neck.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3881635/
Okay, I’m going to review that when I’m sober. Thanks.
Tl;dr
I’m happy with mine.
Also greatest band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oviT6nebx7Q
In Soviet Russia core hard you.
So I’m drinking Keystone Ice.
WHAT OF IT
How I’m picturing you…
The only way to drink Keystone is out of a beer helmet with your shirt off.
That won’t get the taste out of your mouth from last night.
Savage.
What drunk girls are really like
I think I I hear Tres Cool knocking on your door.
How to Everyday Carry
I’m willing to admit, there’s a chance he has more guns than me.
The sad thing is that I have that arsenal cut by 10. I have a 9mm pistol, a .30 cal rifle, a .22 cal rifle, and a .556 rifle.
But seriously, while I am familiar with AR’s I haven’t had the opportunity to shoot mine. And it’s a PSA, so I’m open to any criticism.
I have an 18″ PSA EPT MOE kit on a Spike’s lower. It’s excellent.
Those guys are hilarious.
Damn. RIP, Nog.
Saw that.
50 years old. That makes you think.
I always liked his character arc on DS9.
50 is way too young!!
Yep. Saw “50” and noped right out of there.
I decided to take a stab at a parody:
Trump sat alone at the resolute desk
Thinking about how the world is such a mess.
With CNN playing on the tv,
“Why does the fakenews have such hate for me?”
He’s Trump, he’s Trump
He’s in your head.
He’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s Trump
Just like I said.
Trump meandered through the Whitehouse halls.
Tweeting outloud hashtag build the wall.
He just wants to make a deal.
But in the meantime he’ll have a ‘Happy Meal’.
He’s Trump, he’s Trump
What’s with his heir?
He’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s Trump
See what I did there?
Run…Run…run Donald run.
Run for office now.
Run…Run…run Donald run.
Run for president.
Run…Run…run Donald run.
Run for office now.
Run…Run…Stop!
Trump as the business and a brand,
An imposing figure even with small hands.
A human lazer pointer, an epic troll,
Driving you mad it seems is his only goal.
He’s Trump, he’s Trump
He’s in your head.
He’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s Trump
Just like I said.
Is this Trump outta your head?
I think not.
Is this Trump outta your head?
I think not.
Is this Trump part of this thread?
I guess so.
For reference
Anybody who need the ref is beneath our notice. Or really, really old.
Gee, I was just about to thank him for the helpful reference, but now… ::shoulders slump. shuffles out of room::
Ha, ha…
And you nicely imitated their choppy meter and scansion to good effect.
Very nice.
Back from the shootin’ match.
Based on my pre-set criteria, this was a “success,” as I placed 8 of 27. However, I was pretty much shit. I did not shoot a single stage cleanly, which is… not me. Accuracy has been an issue all week for some reason — I usually shoot about a quarter of my practice targets in the 90s, with the rest being in the 80s. This week, I was dipping into the 70s and 60s. (AP-2 targets at 10 yards, 10 shots ea.) I’ll start troubleshooting on Tuesday.
Guys at the new club invited me to go Bullseye shooting tomorrow, which sounds dreadfully dull, but I’ll give it a shot. The new club has a placard on the from door with the TSA logo and the words “Proud Member of the No-Fly List.” The 50 yard range has TWENTY-EIGHT LANES, and the 200 yard range has 18. The indoor range is much less than I had desired.
The Clifton Park club has the reputation for being a rich-person’s club, but my club in addition to all the Cowboy Shooters with their $10k arsenals and $2k outfits, has members involved in this which I can’t even imagine how much expense that incurs. Maybe they could move everything onto sailboats to spend more.
Good for you buddy.
Yeah, sports gear can get ca-ching real fast. There’s always going to be that guy who is better outfitted than you, but that person may not have the skills or experience to match.
I recently got a new bike that impresses the young guys to no end, yet I ride it like the old man I am.
Nothing will improve your speed shooting more than bullseye shooting. Taking your time…focusing on technique, sight picture, putting bullet after bullet in the same spot….
It’s like golf. precision and competing with yesterday you.
Also, try practicing drawing for each shot but do it slow. That is how you learn to acquire a sight picture quickly. Start slow and speed up a little every 500 rounds or so.
New thread up!
Maybe i don’t want to leave.
Maybe I’m not ready to let go.
Again I left a lot of points on the bench.